Petty Captions For Instagram
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Petty Captions For Instagram
Don’t make it petty, make it fabulous
Impersonating my inner petty princess.
Today is not the day for drama. I’m too occupied with being petty
Even though I may be petty, I’m still entertaining
Pettiness requires a full-time commitment.
I am an expert in pettiness. Take precautions
Thinking smugly while smiling politely.
I’m not paying attention to it.
I’m sorry, but I have a full schedule.
I continue to move.
It’s not my responsibility.
I’m keeping my head up, my love.
Negativity is not allowed.
I’m enjoying my best life without any drama.
My clowns and circus are not my responsibility.
My aspirations are my primary focus.
The shade is making me smile.
I am only radiating good vibes.
I am living a life that is free of drama.
Their thoughts are being occupied by me for free.
Pettiness is not a priority.
Life is too brief to be anything but petty.
Talking less results in more pettiness.
I tend to be petty all the time.
It’s not my fault, it’s not my worry.
Their thoughts are not affecting me as I am living freely.
The twist is that I’m not interested.
I’m getting good at being mean.
I’m sorry, but I’m too absorbed in my own ways.
I have precision in my pettiness.
My pettiness doesn’t prevent me from exuding elegance.
Pettiness is a natural inclination of mine.
No care, just rocking the messy hair.
Another selfie story is unfolding.
I am reigning over my world.
Allowing my words to speak.
I am embracing and welcoming my inner magic.
I am residing in my own fairytale realm.
Crushing through the waves of life.
Exploring dreams and stardust trails.
Sweet like candy, tough like a rock.
Treating my quirks and flaws as confetti.
I am creating my own magic.
I am determined to thrive wherever I am placed.
Taking one selfie at a time to bloom.
I shine as brightly as the star I am.
A combination of beauty and cuteness.
Charming enough to handle, petty enough to ignore.
Pettiness and cuteness go hand in hand.
Sharing a smile with a hint of sarcasm.
Embracing the combination of petty and adorable.
I was born to stand out, not conform to the norm.
Always opt for the scenic route.
Make every day a charming and petty journey.
It’s not possible to have too many cuddles.
Despite my petite stature, my attitude is anything but.
I am unable to act like an adult today, please don’t force me to.
I’m not petite, I’m just more grounded than most people.
I would be a superhero if pettiness was a superpower.
I’m not fond of grudges, I’m fond of petty grudges.
I am proud to be a member of the Petty Patrol.
Attempting to be less petty. Wait, no way, forget it.
I placed ‘petty’ in the category of personality.
BRB, I have added ‘petty’ to my list of special abilities.
My superpower is being polite, and I’m not hesitant to use it.
Don’t underestimate the impact of a well-timed eye roll.
Today I look ugly, tomorrow I will look prettier.
Although I may be petty, at least I’m truthful about it.
I am not one to hold grudges; I hold onto receipts.
I have a short temper and a lot of pettiness.
Allow your unkindness to speak for itself.
A puppy’s smile is just as cute as my pettiness.
When life gives you lemons, add a cute caption and be petty.
Taking selfies without any filter is a way to increase confidence.
I’m not here to seek your approval. Slaying is what I’m here for.
I aspire to be a classic in a world full of trends.
Wearing boring clothes is wasting time in life.
I don’t pursue dreams, I pursue goals.
Learning how to slay with subtlety.
Illuminate with ferocious energy.
A combination of sass and elegance.
At its peak, confidence was radiating.
A shade that is not spoken but understood.
I’m not heartless; I’ve just mastered the art of using my heart less.
My circle is small because I value quality over quantity.
I am a nightmare disguised as a daydream.
I am not interested in drama, I am interested in business.
Honey, I’m the main topic, you’re just a footnote.
I concur with you, but we would both be incorrect.
Although I’d like to give you a nasty look, you’ve already had one.
I have a phone battery that lasts longer than your relationships.
Mirrors are incapable of conversing. It’s lucky for you that they don’t have the ability to laugh.
I value your opinion highly. Please hold the line.
If you’re talking behind my back, at least check out my great ass
I’ll shine regardless of your feelings towards me
Petty? I like to use the phrase’selectively sassy’
Although your face is cute, I am not here to play nice.
Despite the shade, Glowin is still growing.
I feel unbothered, moisturized, and happy… in that order.
Your excuses should be as brief as this caption.
Don’t be afraid to try harder, I didn’t notice your effort.
Before making your next move, adjust your mindset.
On a new level, your shade is not reaching
Life is too short, so is your relevance.
I’m not slandering you, I’m simply describing you.
My patience is now as thin as my eyebrows used to be.
I have no energy for drama, but I have a little for pettiness.
I used to like you, but now I like champagne better
I don’t have resentment. You become unimportant.
Don’t do it, boo – just do it away from me
Jealousy is unattractive on you, yet you persist in wearing it.
I’m not always selfish; there are times when I’m asleep.
I refer to it as a verbal eye roll, not petty.
My taste is acquired; don’t be angry if you have bad taste.
Elegance is a way of acting, it’s unfortunate that you don’t have it
While others may view it as arrogant, I view it as confident.
I call it avant-garde pettiness, whatever you want to call it.
You wish you had bought tickets to the vibe I am.
