Funny Whatsapp status
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Funny Whatsapp status
Funny by nature.
It’s amusing, that’s all that matters.
Even though I was born intelligent, I was ruined by education.
It’s not worth taking life too seriously.
Hello, I’m utilizing the services of my parents
Even though there are billions of people on this planet, I am still single.
Don’t eat the pet, please.
Utilizing a portion of my brain.
My brains are not needed for this conversation.
It’s inappropriate to laugh at your wife’s choices. One of them is you.
Apologies for the drunken texts. My phone had been damaged.
At home, I possess a plastic bag that is stuffed with plastic bags.
Waffles are something I would give up my soul for.
Vegetarians are prohibited.
If a person hates you for nothing, offer them something.
I have a deeper love for you than for cake.
Try your luck as it’s not always available.
There is no limit to what you can do, but not everything.
Oh! The game has ended and you have lost me.
I am more important than teamwork.
People believe that love is essential, but oxygen is equally important.
The beauty of life is evident. From Friday until Monday.
I don’t think I’m insane, it’s just how I am.
I’m not evading work. I am currently in battery saving mode.
People who use big words to sound fancy aren’t my cup of tea.
Losing weight is something I desire, but losing is something I dislike.
I’m not disputing, and I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
Duct tape is silver, but silence is golden.
Common sense is a flower that cannot be grown in every garden.
Don’t give up on your dreams, just keep sleeping.
I’m not short, but I’m very focused.
My heart led me to the fridge, so I followed it.
Running late is a form of cardio for me.
I’m on my way to success. Did you pack any snacks?
A hairstylist is unnecessary for me. Each morning, my pillow takes on a new appearance.
I’m unable to stop being lazy.
I didn’t fall, but I was just verifying gravity.
I lack the authority of a boss. My ideas are better than others.
If you have a best friend, there’s no need for a therapist!
It’s hard to do nothing because you never know when you’ll finish it.
It’s important to be patient, as a toilet can only handle one ass hole at a time.
I am a person living in a fantasy world, so please keep your reality away from me!
Every person has a friend who is irritating. If you lack one, it’s probably you.
Life is a journey of survival, not victory.
God created everything with life, but China made everything else.
I’ve lost my mind. I will be back in five minutes.
My father used to say to me, ‘If you find a job you love, you’ll never have to work another day in your life.’
If he only desires your breasts, legs, and thighs, girls. Have him go to KFC.
Don’t steal. The government is responsible for that.
Did the sound you hear when you like my status catch your attention?
I had always believed that air was free until I purchased a bag of chips.
I am not feeling violent; I am feeling creative with weapons.
The jobs that forced people to work in minus 50 degrees are destined for hell.
It’s beneficial to know when someone is no longer a priority for you.
By broadcasting my status on Whatsapp, I can make people believe they are more important than they actually are.
I’m uncertain whether to give you praise or send you to a therapist.
If you don’t reciprocate, don’t expect me to help you.
It’s like trying to separate the red sea when trying to get to know you.
It’s likely that you have no idea that I dream about you.
I’m puzzled by why people write on their walls and WhatsApp statuses when true love doesn’t exist.
I’m not unproductive. I am in the process of conserving energy.
I have a unique perspective on height because I’m vertically challenged but not short.
Punctuality can be subjective. I’m not tardy; some people are too early.
I’m not putting off work. I am currently in battery saving mode.
I didn’t assert that you were to blame, I simply stated that I was blaming you.
It seems as though my snoring is so loud that it causes fear among everyone in the car I’m driving.
I have a lot of jokes about people who are unemployed, but none of them are amusing.
Dogs should not be trusted to watch your food.
Dyslexics are individuals who struggle to read.
Eventually, you will travel far and I hope you will stay there.
Hey, I’ll get back to you in five minutes. In the event that I am not, please read this message again.
You have concealed intentions. Leave me alone.
It’s fortunate that I have a fear of going to prison.
Treat nerds with kindness, they may end up being your boss someday.
I’ve started a whiskey diet and I’ve already lost three pounds.
Perspective is what life is all about. The lobsters in the ship’s kitchen were lucky to survive the sinking of the Titanic.
Be smarter than your phone.
I’d like to tell you a chemistry joke, but I know it won’t be a reaction.
I am not perfect, but I am a one-of-a-kind item.
Even if you’re unsuccessful at first, we have a lot in common.
The triumph of imagination over intellect is what love represents.
I instructed him to be true to himself. From what I understand, that was pretty mean.
