Joke Instagram Captions
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Joke Instagram Captions
My eyes have Gucci bags underneath them.
My eyes are adorned with Gucci bags.
This is not the way I woke up.
Felt cute. It will not be removed in the future.
I emphasize the ‘pro’ part of procrastination.
I refer to this hairstyle as ‘I attempted’.
If I were funny, I would have a better Instagram caption for this.
Certainly, I speak to myself. There are times when I require an expert’s opinion.
It’s not possible to live a full life without food.
My old phone failed the swimming test, so I got a new one today.
Do I have to run? I have run out of time, patience, and money.
My diet is centered around seafood. I eat food whenever I see it.
When things don’t go your way, turn left.
Initially, I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Follow your intuition, but don’t neglect your intellect.
I do not require a man… I require a margarita and a tan.
Oreos are like people. The good stuff is within.
After the weekend, the first five days are typically the toughest.
It’s okay if you’re not fond of me. Good taste is not inherited by everyone.
Ignore what others think. It’s rare for them to do it regularly.
The Instagram caption is currently being loaded.
My new single is now available! It’s me. I’m single.
Swiped the right way, now it’s the life of the party.
Despite my hunger, I still have a fondness for you.
Although it wasn’t love at first sight, we ended up fine.
Like an idiot, I miss you as much as I miss the point.
Great love comes with a lot of expenses.
Before he/she/they came, I was an innocent person.
You complement me like ketchup complements mustard.
My best friend will like this post, even if no one else does.
I call you Oprah to my Gayle.
We are like peanut butter and jelly.
I hope we never tire of making fun of one another.
Your lunch is paid for by your friends. Best friends ate your lunch.
What matters most is the inner part. I have a fondness for my fridge
I have good friends, but bad ideas
I refer to this hairstyle as ‘I attempted’.
Reality called. I ended the conversation
Although I am not a bra, I will support you.
Girls are only interested in having funds
I am unable to have espresso due to my love for coffee.
I make an act of working, and they make an act of paying me
Coffee is a crucial aspect of adulthood.
The meeting could have been conducted via email
A quick scroll through emails is my favorite workout.
Mornings are not my cup of tea. I’m not a Monday person
Offering prayers to the gods of algorithms.
It’s like a full-time job to be this funny.
A person who is young, dumb, and broke.
In essence, I am a detective.
Flights are the focus, not emotions.
I’m not lazy, I’m just trying to conserve energy.
Let’s begin.
These vibes are the only thing that exist.
I searched for this picture.
Using only one bobby pin to hold it all together.
Be as picky about who you date as you are about selfies.
Never underestimate the power of a good hair day or good lighting.
Take a selfie for your thoughts.
Today, I got dressed.
If you don’t study me, you won’t graduate.
39 years later, I still give them something to talk about.
Life may not be perfect, but your outfit can be.
The squad is the first to come out when the worst happens.
Designer bags are what we see under our eyes.
The worst ideas are the ones that create the best memories.
Took off our masks for this shit.
She is aware of the location of the buried bodies.
The person who always provides me with food when I’m hungry.
Slipped into the DMs. History has a way of repeating itself.
My face is cramped from smiling too hard.
I want to binge-watch shows with you.
Little Miss consistently received a response.
Two individuals who understand each other’s quirks.
Although he’s not perfect, he’s not from my hometown.
Although my life may not be perfect, this outfit is!
Take a look at who got dressed today.
I urged my WiFi signal to stay strong.
I am fond of hashtags because they look like waffles.
I hung up because Reality called.
Keeping it all together with only a single bobby pin.
I hope your coffee is hot and your eyeliner is even.
Smile while you have teeth because life is short.
Netflix is the only place I watch marathons.
My selfies are out of my hands.
I indulge in cake when there is a birthday celebration somewhere.
Happiness never goes out of fashion.
Ranch is my nickname because I enjoy dressing up.
Our sandwiches are eaten by each other.
Another day in paradise, except for the additional laundry.
I’m not unproductive; I’m in a mode to save energy.
Crocs would be the shoes for Mondays.
This is the face I woke up with.
Drinking life one sip at a time.
My biggest enemy is waking up.
Life is a short period of time. Smile while maintaining your teeth.
We are hosting a party for ourselves.
At the moment, I am doing great.
Serious facial expression: On, just kidding, it’s always off!
Taking a selfie is something I do every day.
I aspire to remain a classic in a world that is constantly changing.
I woke up this way completely apprehensive!
Let’s be honest: the party popper is my spiritual emoji!
The nursing home will see us as the old ladies causing trouble!
Our friends are the ones who laugh at their own jokes.
True friends don’t request food, they simply give it to you!
Our relationship is like coffee and donuts.
You are the glue that holds my jelly together.
A plan isn’t necessary, what matters is having a good time!
